guynecologist: wouldnt wanna
rabioheab: i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
stillwatersofconsciousness: radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
pityreblogs: when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
mexican-lassiter: R-R-R-R-ROLL CALL! I’m Amber! Brad! Tammy! Fender! Brenda! Sketch! Shelly! IQ! Lou Ann! And I’m JAVERT
bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
alltsunandnodere: agayofgays: I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES ‘IMAGINE THE SKY’ ‘HOW IS THE SKY’ ‘TOUCH THE SKY’ IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
merricats: oldmanhoho: you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up” #the highest compliment any pun can receive
holepsi: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE EUROVISION
earthnation: jumbled-memory: vaginasareamyth: earthnation: remember when rebecca black was a thing SHE STILL IS A THING I HAVE ALL 5 OF HER SINGLES ON MY IPOD LONG LIVE QUEEN BLACK AMEN!! All hail Madame Black!! why is this happening to me
thisshipissailingonaseaoftears: mishaoverlord: morgrana: you see in england it’s not about winning it’s about not coming last That’s basically the english philosophy.
fabubbly: i dont think americans realize that sherlock and doctor who arent the only shows on the BBC and by saying you like the BBC any british person could assume you’re talking about the a to z of tv gardening or countryfile